5 Things To Do If You’re Single On Valentine’s Day

If you’re like me, it seems like every Valentine’s Day you are caught single again. It’s like I had the boyfriend for Veteran’s Day, I had the boyfriend for the Fourth of July, had the boyfriend for Memorial’s Day, but the one holiday that you need a partner for, you’re caught alone. And yeah, it’s a little awkward and little uncomfortable, and even a little depressing. But not for me. Not this year, anyway.

I already know what I’m doing, and that’s why I’m making this video to help you guys figure out what you’re doing this Valentine’s Day. So here are five things to do if you’re caught again single on Valentine’s Day.

No. 5, the fifth best thing you can do on Valentine’s Day is just movie night. Just get buttery, buttery popcorn, get M&M’s, get Gobstoppers, get some candy, and load up. You don’t have to look good for anyone anyway, so don’t worry about the calories. Just watch Jennifer Garner fall in love with someone. It’s just like the real thing.

The fourth best thing you can do on Valentine’s Day if you’re caught alone is embrace it and stick it to the system, people. That’s right. Go to dinner with a book or with a friend. Who said because it’s the 14th of February you can’t take your friend out to show you how much you don’t need a guy and to show your friend how much you appreciate them. Whatever friend you have that’s single and doesn’t know what they’re doing this Valentine’s Day, ask him on a friend date. Just because it’s not a date that’s going to end happily, doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t go on a date with your friend on Valentine’s Day.

The third best thing you can do on Valentine’s Day is go out to the clubs. Now this is going to be where it’s happening. Couples will be there, singles will be there. You could be part of a threesome for two people trying to spice up their 14th, on their 25th 14th, some weird stuff going on there, or you could even meet someone and have some sort of like Valentine’s Day movie romance club make out session. Who knows? The possibilities are endless.

So check out your local gay clubs. Go out make Valentine’s Day happen. Don’t let it happen to you. Make it happen.
The second best thing you can do on Valentine’s Day is nothing. Just go to bed. Sleeping is my favorite activity. I slept through most of my freshman year of college. And it was great. I was rested. I looked great. When everyone else was hung over and stressing over classes, I was in bed. It was wonderful. So just sleep it off. Sleep it off, sleep it off, and sleep it off.


The best thing you can do on Valentine’s Day and what I am doing on Valentine’s Day is do a you night and do it up big.

I mean, I look for a resort that has some cheap rooms. I get into a cheap resort. I use the hot tub. I avoid romance the entire day. And when it comes to the night and I’m craving a man, I realize I have one of my suitcases. Yeah, that’s right. I have toys, people. Let’s get with the time. Get some toys.

On Valentine’s Day, I like to get a resort room, enjoy the resort, and at night I like to enjoy myself with my toys. So if you don’t have any toys this Valentine’s Day, it’s not too late. You can order right now. Just enter promo code VDAY50 at checkout and get a toy from AdamandEve.com. And I’m talking this is the best place to get your toys. There’s nothing like the selection, there is nothing like the prices.

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